Our next-door neighbors, the Lambsons, are in Germany now. Before they left we had a farewell party (one of my kids called it a "go away" party, but I think it was a mistake). Here's a song we sang to celebrate Carrol's time among us:

Lyrics:
Carrol.
You set the bar for righteousness
Within the Newnan Ward.
But let's not fool ourselves,
Prob'ly more like the whole wide world.
Thanks Carrol

Carrol
Can you play basketball tonight?
Do you think you'll be too tired?
You were in at 8:15
But now it's 8:19
And we know how things can change
For Carrol.

Carrol
We would split them evenly
That was the deal between you and me.
But when counselor meetings came around
You were nowhere to be found
You just happened to be out of town
Freakin' Carrol

Carrol
Please tell me it ain't so,
Someone told me long ago
You bought a chainsaw so you'd fit in,
But you have to plug it in.
Poor Carrol.

Now, people listening to this song
Might find it kind of strange.
But help us, won't you sing along?
As we sing about the boy with the girl's name.
About Carrol.

Carrol
Now you're going away,
We don't know what to say.
Goodbye auf Wiedersehen
To Carrol.